BASED IN NYC + AUSTIN
NOW: AUSTIN, SEPT 7-22 + FMTY
NEXT: SAN FRANCISCO BAY AREA, SEPTEMBER 23 - OCT 3
SERENA LANG
NOW: Austin | NEXT: DallaS, salt lake city, st Louis | Dates TBC | prebook
BRA 34F (sister/equivalent size: 36E)
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PANTIES | medium
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SUSPENDER | medium
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DRESS | US 8; UK 12; EU 40
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SHOE | US 7.5; UK 5.5; EU 38.5
MY SIZES
Gifts are never expected but always deeply appreciated. If you want to immediately find yourself in my good books and get the good times rolling on our date, flowers and wine are always a welcome addition to the fun, but ordering me something from my wish lists to be delivered directly to me or for you to bring along on our date is a perfect way to do it.
Please do enquire if you need specific sizes from a brand or need to ask my opinion/preferences before you purchase something.
If you're pushed for time or you can't decide, I'd also be delighted with a gift card from any of the establishments I've listed below.
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You can of course always tip me either with cash in person or digitally.
I. WISH LISTS
II. GIFT CARDS
(please send to hello@serenalang.com)
essential: Amazon | ClassPass | DoorDash | Sephora | Uber
Sartorial: Nordstrom | Saks 5th Avenue
lingerie: Aubade Paris | Creepy Yeha | Fleur of England | La Perla | Lovechild Boudoir | Studio Pia
travel: Airbnb | American Airlines | Marriott
charitable: Humane Society of the USA | The Sex Workers Project | International Justice Mission
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EAT
DRINK
LITTLE GIFTS
I have no dietary restrictions at all and am an obligate omnivore with a deeply unfashionable gluten affinity. Bring on the charcuterie and bread!
Cheese is seriously my drug of choice. I can only buy it in small amounts or else I will eat it all.
I think I'm probably pretty unusual in the companion world for not liking oysters, but I'll happily watch you eat them.
I. CHEESE
point reyes blue
triple crème brie
humboldt fog
mimolette
aged cheddar
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II. CHARCUTERIE
jamon iberico
bresaola
prosciutto
speck
chorizo
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III. SNACKS
fresh fruit
macarons
dark chocolate with sea salt
salt + vinegar chips
I may be the only companion alive who doesn't particularly like champagne, but I make up for that by having strong opinions about wine.
I. WHITE
sauvignon blanc, particularly sancerre, particularly:
Louis-Benjamin - Didier Dagueneau Sancerre En Chailloux
Edmond Vatan Sancerre Clos la Neore
Alphonse Mellot 2019 Les Romains
Domaine Fouassier 2019 Les Chasseignes
Merry Edwards Sauvignon Blanc Russian River Valley
Spottswoode Sauvignon Blanc
II. RED
syrah, particularly:
Sine Qua Non The Duel Estate Syrah
Domaine Jean-Louis Chave Ermitage Cuvée Cathelin
2018 Andrew Murray Vineyards Syrah
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grenache, particularly:
2018 Alma Rosa Robert William Ranch Grenache
2017 Angove Warboys Vineyard Grenache
2017 TOR "Chasing Windmills" Fulldraw Vineyard Grenache
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cabernet sauvignon, particularly:
Continuum 2018 Sage Mountain Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon
Lail Vineyards 2018 J. Daniel Cuvée Cabernet Sauvignon
Bevan Cellars 2018 Dr. Crane Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon
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III. COCKTAILS
gin + tonic
gin martini, extra dirty with olives
maracuya margarita when in south america
willing to try your favourite
I always love the following little spontaneous gifts brought to dates.
scented candles
fresh flowers
your favourite book
or something you think I'd enjoy reading
house plants
cat-themed cute things
gold or white gold/platinum jewellery
diamonds (but darling, of course!)
perfume, particularly:
- Chanel Noir
- Chanel Coco Mademoiselle
- Chanel Chance
- Le Labo Rose 31
- Hermès Jour D'Hermès