THE RUMORS ARE TRUE
Some of my lovely friends agreed to write sweet nothings about me - how nice!
Just so you know I'm not obsessively writing these love notes to myself, you can find some tasteful reviews to which I consented, here.
Back when The Site That Must Not Be Named was a thing, I scored an aggregate 9.87, whatever you may infer from that.
Where to begin? Serena is gorgeous. Serena is beautifully curvaceous. She’s elegant. She’s fully present. She’s super-smart and well-read. She’s interesting. She’s a conversationalist. She’s fun. She has a terrific sense of humor. She’s kind. She’s lovely. She is a wonderful woman. A dream (And did I say she’s beautiful? And that her curves are to die for? I guess I kinda did... but it’s worth repeating
Bottom line, Serena is an absolute pleasure to spend time with. I thoroughly enjoy my time with her... in the bar and, yes, most definitely, in the bedroom.
Thank you, Serena! I can’t help but smile when I think of you. And I can’t wait to see you again."
- D, NYC
Meeting with Serena Lang is like meeting a friend with whom you share a natural, easy chemistry. It begins with casual conversation -- catching up on each others' lives, current events, new year resolutions -- over some pastries I picked up for our hang. A laid-back vibe turns sensual with a costume change; then teasing and coaxing, each move telegraphing mutual desire. It's best to listen and take heed; to take turns with the lead, each twist connecting and pushing and elevating. For then you will be rewarded another memorable reverie from which to draw precious succor until next time.
- G, SF