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- TESTIMONIALS | Serena Lang
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- Touring Considerations | Serena Lang
gold dust woman brief encounters 1 | girlfriend 1000 | risqué 1200 | bespoke 1400 the most tantalising taste 1.5 | girlfriend 1300 | risqué 1500 | bespoke 1700 required minimum for new friends minimum incall engagement 2 | girlfriend 1600 | risqué 1800 | bespoke 2000 let's have some wine and relax 3 | girlfriend 2000 | risqué 2500 | bespoke 3000 one hour social time (cocktails, coffee) recommended minimum for new friends 4 (dinner date) | girlfriend 2400 | risqué 3000 | bespoke 4000 two hours social time (dinner, lunch, shopping etc) isn't it midnight let's go deeper 6 | girlfriend 3000 | risqué 4000 | bespoke 5000 three hours social time (tasting menu, dinner + a show, lunch + a museum etc) 8 | girlfriend 4000 | risqué 5000 | bespoke 6000 four hours social time (leisurely dinner + a show, leisurely lunch + a museum, dinner + a nightcap etc) ~14 (overnight) | girlfriend 5000 | risqué 6000 | bespoke 7000 waking up together is my favourite way to start the day 24 | girlfriend 7000 | risqué 8000 | bespoke 9000 let's make some fun plans for the day + a really great reservation for the evening 48 | girlfriend 10,000 | risqué 12,000 | bespoke 14, 000 weekend in paris (... texas? just kidding) risqué | a more intense, sensual + wild experience | please enquire for details + rates bespoke | submissive/kink experiences | see bespoke page for details + rates multi-day dates + travel companionship fly/drive/train me to you incall +$150, 1.5h minimum, 30% deposit required in-date extensions scheduling allowing, $800/h couples yes please! +$400 per date, 2h minimum dUOS yes please! my rate + hers local travel (1h+ one way) +$200 please see the fine print for cancellation policies + further details still have questions? please see my FAQ
- Touring Rates | Serena Lang
considerations touring You'll see that my considerations are weighted towards longer meetings. I always prioritise longer dates in my diary. Nothing makes more of a favourable first impression on me than a new friend who books a longer date! If in doubt, and if we haven't met before, you can't go wrong with my 3 (drinks) or 4 (dinner) hour packages. The reason for this rate structure is that over years of highly scientific data collection, I have come to the conclusion that having to be "good" in public for a few hours is the perfect aphrodisiac. risqué | a more intense, sensual + wild experience, akin to a "PSE" | +200/h | please enquire for details bespoke | submissive/kink experiences | +400/h | see bespoke page for details gold dust woman brief encounters 1 | the most tantalising taste | 1200 | risqué 1400 | bespoke 16 00 1.5 | all too fleeting | 1500 | risqué 1800 | bespoke 21 00 2 | proper introduction | 1800 | risqué 2200 | bespoke 26 00 3 | cocktails, coffee | preferred minimum | 2500 | risqué 3100 | bespoke 37 00 4 | dinner/lunch date | 3000 | risqué 3800 | bespoke 46 00 isn't it midnight deeper connections 6 | night out | 4000 | risqué 5200 | bespoke 6400 8 | day out | 5000 | risqué 6600 | bespoke 82 00 ~14 | overnight | 6000 | risqué 8000 | bespoke 10,000 24 | whole day + night | 7000 | risqué 9000 | bespoke 11,000 48 | dirty weekend | 10,000 | risqué 12,000 | bespoke 14, 000 incall provided on tour unless otherwise stated; 30% deposit always required Suite life +$800~. Allow me to arrange a luxe suite for us at a top hotel for maximum space, privacy, and vibe in-date extensions scheduling allowing, +$800/h couples yes please! +$100 per hour, 2h minimum dUOS yes please! my rate + hers local travel (1h+ one way) +$200 please see the fine print for cancellation policies + further details still have questions? please see my FAQ multi-day dates + travel companionship fly/drive/train me to you
- IN BRIEF | Serena Lang
In Brief: age 30 height 5'4 measurements 34F-28-40, toned hourglass dress size 10 UK / 6 US shoe size 5.5 UK / 7.5 US hair light ash blonde, long (to mid-back) eyes blue-green style classic and sophisticated education undergrad, master's, half a phD, all at top 10 schools languages 4 (2 fluent, 2 conversational) piercings earlobes tattoos, enhancements, fillers, botox, etc none My Favourite: place abroad: rome, tokyo; domestically: austin, nyc, sausalito night out hong kong hobby woodwork ALBUM rumours - fleetwood mac artist david hockney FILM in the mood for love - wong kar wai Wine domaine vacheron sancerre "l'enclos des remparts" spirit hendrick's gin cocktail extra dirty gin martini with olives snack salt & vinegar crisps, dark chocolate DESIGNER valentino, chanel SCENT dior j'adore or le labo rose 31 by by day, chanel noir by night LINGERIE studio pia, bordelle animal cats sipping the perfect dirty gin martini in a dimly lit hotel bar reading literary fiction or cheap thrillers in a comfy chair by a window Cycling around Austin o n my bike with a basket, or in Northern California on my road bike Running beside bodies of water early in the morning sailing my little motor yacht DANCING to 80s tunes like everyone’s watching singing karaoke in front of the largest audience possible checking my horoscope but not taking it seriously at all making things with my hands You'll Find Me:
- Newsletter | Serena Lang
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- FRIENDS | Serena Lang
両手に花ー "flowers in both hands" meaning to have a beautiful woman on each arm NYC SHAE ASHBURY SUCH JONES AUSTIN OLIVIA ARDEN KENNEDY QUINN SAN FRANCISCO NATALIE BYRNE EMMA BURKE CORA STONE LOS ANGELES MAYA ROSE WASHINGTON DC LEANA LANE CHRISTINE BUONAROTTI CHICAGO KURUMI GRAY Anchor 4
- Austin Date Night Guide | Serena Lang
Serena's Date Night Guide to Austin, Texas. Perla's A SoCo fixture since 2009, Perla's is a go-to for fresh seafood and oysters flown in daily from the coasts (I'll wartch you eat them!) served on one of Austin's loveliest outdoor patios shaded by mature oak trees. book us a table Barley Swine A constantly changing seasonal prix fixe menu which showcases local farms and regional ingredients, this is one of the most innovative restaurants in the city. book us a table Lutie's One of the prettiest settings in Austin with hundreds of plants hanging from the ceiling, Lutie’s is the flagship restaurant at the Commodore Perry estate restaurant (also an excellent hotel if you're looking for one) which serves a fresh, local, chef-driven menu. book us a table Jeffrey's Described by Bon Appetit as having a "laid-back modern country-club vibe", Jeffrey's is an unapologetically glamorous fine-dining steakhouse that serves a perfectly seared 35 day dry-aged Texas porterhouse. Let the meat commence. book us a table Garrison Tucked inside the Fairmont, Garrison features elevated dishes cooked on an open flame. Chef de cuisine Jason Purcell previously cooked at Bouchon, Aureole and Farmshop. (We're definitely getting the tater tots with black truffles and Gruyère foam.) book us a table Sushi | Bar A speakeasy-style sushi bar on the very hip East Side with just ten seats, Sushi | Bar serves a 17-course o-makase dinner with playful takes on traditional nigiri. Reservations are released at noon on the first of every month. book us a table Otoko Yoshi Okai heads up this initimate twelve-seat o-makase restaurant that blends tokyo-style sushi and kyoto-style kaiseki into a seasonal delight inside the hip South Congress Hotel. book us a table emmer + rye One of the best meals I've had in the last six months, this is the sister restaurant to Hestia. It's based around the farm-to-table concept with a seasonal menu that changes daily. Their take on cacio e pepe from a couple of months ago was Rome-level delicious. book us a table restaurants Hestia Named after the Greek goddess of the hearth, Hestia boasts a custom 20-ft hearth and a menu which highlights the role of fire in food. Epic wine list. book us a table Olamaie Gorgeous upscale Southern cuisine by executive chef Michael Fojtasek named after five generations of women in his family. Triple James Beard finalist. book us a table Uchi Literally meaning "home", chef and Tokyo-trained sushi master Tyson Cole serves up delightfully-presented Japanese fusion cuisine in intimate surrounds. book us a table Red Ash One of the hottest tables in Austin as of 2022, executive chef John Carver showcases Northern and Southern Italian cuisine prepared on a customer wood-burning grill, home-made desserts, and an excellent wine list. book us a table Maie Day A playful take on the traditional steakhouse which aims to get away from the stuffy darkly-lit room, this is Olamaie's Michael Fojtasek's newest venture. book us a table Truluck’s The aforementioned traditional steakhouse! An Austin rarity in that it has a strict dress code, Truluck's is a great choice if you just want a really good Texas steak in upscale surroundings (which let's face it, sometimes that's all you need for a great night). The lobster tail is also excellent. book us a table Lenoir Named after the Texas Hill Country grape, Lenoir is a regionally and seasonally-focused restaurant that showcases Central Texas ingredients with "spice, heat and robust flavor". book us a table El Naranjo Oaxacan chef Iliana de la Vega, winner of 2022's James Beard award for Best Chef in Texas, serves traditional, elevated Mexican cuisine. The homemade tortillas are a highlight. book us a table tiki tatsu-ya Hidden behind the front of a fake Japanese travel agency, this tiki-themed speakeasy is a sister to the excellent Ramen Tatsu-ya next door. Reservations are still hard to get as of summer 2022, so plan early! book us a table honey moon spirit lounge A romantic's dream, velvet booths sit beneath a chandelier and purple lighting at this adorable little spot. If you like espresso martinis (and be honest, they may be deeply uncool but who doesn't?) then you have to try the Full Salute. I sometimes have dreams about their cheese plate. book us a table BARS The roosevelt room Step back in time and let's play Gatsby at this dark, intimate bar where craft cocktails are categorized by era. My fav is the Clover Club, a Prohibition-era favourite made with gin, raspberries, and lychee. book us a table milonga room An intimate speakeasy beneath the Argentinian restaurant Buenos Aires Cafe decorated in 1920's art deco style which serves seasonal crafted cocktails and tapas alongside live music. book us a table ah sing den This beautifully appointed velvet-furnished cocktail lounge has an Asian-inspired menu but is named after an infamous opium den in Victorian London. The soup dumplings are top notch. book us a table codependent A bastion of the "new Austin", this stylish mid-century modern lounge downtown features a beautiful crowd, live jazz, gorgeous charcuterie boards & desserts, as well as some of the best craft cocktails in the city. Great wine list too. book us a table parker jazz club A jazz club designed by a musician for musicians. In this intimate basement there's nightly live music plus beer, wine and creative craft cocktails. book us a table garage One of the best speakeasies in Austin (in my opinion), Garage is hidden inside an actual functioning parking garage. Exceedingly romantic, you enjoy your stellar creative cocktails by candlelight. book us a table here nor there Make reservations to this exclusive speakeasy through their dedicated app, which will reveal a secret code before your scheduled time that will let you through the gate. The life-sized stuffed bear holding a tray of champagne is a personal highlight. book us a table the red room at the W Always a scene, this upbeat but intimately-lit bar at the W with a fantastic wine list is great for a bit of see and be seen with cosy, dark booths in the corners. book us a table elephant room "Cool jazz in the basement since 1991" is their tagline, and that says it all, really. A very storied and hip "old Austin" choice. book us a table small victory Another parking garage speakeasy! A cute little bar with a red gate, Small Victory has friendly and knowledgable bartenders and an extensive cocktail list. book us a table midnight cowboy One of the oldest speakeasies in Austin, this spot has a special place in my heart because it used to be a brothel pretending to be a massage parlour; the original name was Midnight Cowboy Modeling Oriental Massage. They celebrate their origins with the eclectic decor. book us a table higher ground A "sanctuary-with-a-twist", this quirky church-themed two-storey bar features cocktails named after the seven deadly sins, stained glass windows, religious icons, and wooden archways sourced from around the world downstairs, while upstairs there's another bar and an adorable outdoor patio with (wait for it) a church organ which has been converted into a DJ booth. Only in Austin. book us a table
- Texas Considerations | Serena Lang
texas considerations also applicable in: chicago, st louis, salt lake city, minneapolis You'll see that my considerations are weighted towards longer meetings. This is because I really enjoy the antici.... pation of an intimate evening over dinner or at an event, which gives us a chance to practice the dying art of real-life flirting. recommended minimum for new friends most requested one HOUR Barest hello. $800 one HOUR and a half You'll want more. $1200 two hours You deserve it! Enough time to really relax and get to know each other. $1500 three hours | COCKTAIL DATE An hour for drinks beforehand, two hours private time. Let's try a bit of that IRL flirting, shall we? $2000 four hours | LUNCH or Dinner DATE Two hours for dining, two hours' private time. Footsie under the table, an intimate corner booth. My favourite! $2400 Six hours | EVENING OUT The entire evening from dusk til when my pumpkin carriage comes to collect me. Dinner and perhaps a show? And of course plenty of private time. $3000 EIGHT hours | Afternoon + evening TOGETHER Alive with possibilities. How shall we spend it? $3500 Fourteen hours | sleepover Let's go to bed together and wake up together. $5000 twenty-four hours $6500 forty-eight hours/The weekend $9,000 subsequent days $3000 risqué | a more intense, sensual + wild experience | please enquire for details + rates bespoke | submissive/kink experiences | see bespoke page for details + rates
- Booking | Serena Lang
Let's make a date I'm so excited to meet you. Just fill out the form below in full and let's start our adventure together. If you're new to this, please don't be nervous - I'm very newbie-friendly. I. SCREENING ...is for my personal safety and wellbeing, and is only as painful as you make it. ;) All new friends must screen, no exceptions. All of your information will be protected with this utmost discretion, seen by no one else but my assistant and me, stored securely and deleted permanently as soon as we have met. (Please keep in mind that blackmail is a federal crime so my stellar reputation aside, I would be extremely foolhardy to ever attempt to use any information in nefarious ways.) II. SCREENING OPTIONS i) ID 1. Please send a photo of the front of your government ID and a selfie, or a selfie of you holding your ID up to your face so that it is legible , to booking@serenalang.com . - Feel free to censor your home address if you wish. - If you would like to upload this to a fileshare and share it with me, or send it to my alternative discreet male-named anonymous email address rather than emailing it to me directly, please ask. ii) EMPLOYMENT INFORMATION 1. Please provide either your established LinkedIn profile (ie. with work history and connections) or your professional online presence (such as a company website or profile). 2. I will then have you send an email from your work email address to prove that you are the person in the profile. - Please request my aforementioned discreet email address if you would prefer not to send this email to me directly. - You can also provide a business card or your government ID in lieu of a work email address. iii) REFERENCES Two recent (in the last six months), reputable (independent companions with a verifiable internet presence) references . Please note that depending on the engagement, references alone may not be sufficient as screening. I aim to respond to all complete inquiries within 24 hours of receipt. If you'd rather send me all of this information by email, please contact my assistant at booking@serenalang.com . I. ABOUT YOU First name Last name Age Email Phone A little bit about you and what you're looking for II. YOUR SCREENING INFORMATION Your preferred screening method Choose an option If you wish to screen using ID, please email a photo of yourself holding your [legible] ID to booking@serenalang.com , or if you wish to send it to my discreet unlisted email address, please mention this in the About You box. LinkedIn profile URL or professional online presence References III. OUR DATE Desired date Desired time Desired city Desired duration Desired experience * Girlfriend Bespoke Who's hosting? * I'm going to host [outcall date] I'd like you to host [incall date] IV. AND FINALLY... Where did you find me? Choose an option SUBMIT SUCCESSFULLY SUBMITTED By submitting this form, you also consent to subscribing to my newsletter. If you do not wish to subscribe, please inform me by email or in the About You box above. You may unsubscribe at any time using the provided link at the bottom of the newsletter.
- Fly/Drive/Train Me To You | Serena Lang
fly/drive/train me to you Texas dripping springs Three hour minimum + $150 travel fee 30% deposit of this total required to book. San Antonio Four hour minimum + $200 travel fee + my hotel expenses (if applicable/if our date ends at or after 11pm or if we will be drinking alcohol) 30% deposit of this total required to book. Dallas Four hour minimum + $300 travel fee + my hotel expenses (if applicable) 30% deposit of this total required to book. houston Four hour minimum + $300 travel fee + my hotel expenses (if applicable) 30% deposit of this total required to book. EAST coast ・ west coast Six hour minimum + 1st class/business airfare + my hotel expenses (if applicable) + $150 travel incidentals fee. 50% deposit of this total required to book. midwest ・ the south Six hour minimum + 1st class/business airfare + my hotel expenses (if applicable) + $150 travel incidentals fee. 50% deposit of this total required to book. international Twenty-four hour minimum + 1st class/business airfare + my hotel expenses (if applicable) + $150 travel incidentals fee. 50% deposit of this total required to book. *Please note that I plan my travel months in advance, and as such deposits for FMTY dates are non-refundable. 50% of a deposit (excluding flight and hotel expenses portion) may be re-applied to a different date if it is made within 3 months of the original requested booking date.
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