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- Fly/Drive/Train Me To You | Serena Lang
Texas dripping springs Three hour minimum + $150 travel fee 30% deposit of this total required to book. San Antonio Four hour minimum + $200 travel fee + my hotel expenses (if applicable/if our date ends at or after 11pm or if we will be drinking alcohol) 30% deposit of this total required to book. Dallas Four hour minimum + $300 travel fee + my hotel expenses (if applicable) 30% deposit of this total required to book. houston Four hour minimum + $300 travel fee + my hotel expenses (if applicable) 30% deposit of this total required to book. EAST coast ・ west coast Six hour minimum + 1st class/business airfare + my hotel expenses (if applicable) + $150 travel incidentals fee. 30% deposit of this total required to book. midwest ・ the south Six hour minimum + 1st class/business airfare + my hotel expenses (if applicable) + $150 travel incidentals fee. 30% deposit of this total required to book. international Twenty-four hour minimum + 1st class/business airfare + my hotel expenses (if applicable) + $150 travel incidentals fee. 30% deposit of this total required to book. *Please note that I plan my travel months in advance, and as such deposits for FMTY dates are non-refundable. 50% of a deposit (excluding flight and hotel expenses portion) may be re-applied to a different date if it is made within 3 months of the original requested booking date.
- The Fine Print | Serena Lang
Same-day meetings I am busy and generally require at least 24 hours' notice to meet. In the rare circumstance I can accommodate a same-day request, this will incur a 50% "rush fee". per-date flat fee +50% of full consideration in-date extensions Schedule permitting. per additional hour $800 COuples Yes please! I love you, couples - please don't be shy! I'm genuinely 100% bisexual in my private life, and very much enjoy the physical and romantic company of women. I'm the perfect first female encounter for your wife or girlfriend, and will go as slowly or as fast as her comfort level allows. I have a two hour minimum for couples because after long experience I've found that any less is not long enough for the three of us to be comfortable. This goes double if it's your first time booking a companion as a couple. If in doubt, book a longer date. two hour minimum per-date flat fee $400 Local travel Dates that require over an hour's travel each way incur an additional fee for my time. per-date flat fee $250 incall dates (You visit me) Setting and ambiance are of the utmost importance to me. I host from luxury hotels (4* and above). Please add $150 to partially subsidize my hosting cost in Austin. I will cover the remainder. (If I am touring, this hosting fee does not apply.) Let me arrange us a beautiful, discreet hideaway in a location convenient for you. Please note that I require a 30% deposit to be paid in advance of all incall dates. This can be paid via any of the following methods: CashApp; Venmo; PayPal; BitCoin; Amazon giftcard. per-date flat fee $150 Deposit 30% of total consideration OUTcall dates (I visit YOU) I am happy to meet you at your upscale hotel (4* and above). I'm afraid I can't meet new friends at private residences. Deposits Please note that I require a 30% deposit of the total consideration to be paid in advance in the following circumstances: All incall dates All outcall dates with new friends All fly me/drive me to you dates This can be paid via any of the following methods: CashApp; Venmo; PayPal; BitCoin; Amazon gift card; other gift card (to be agreed upon). Please note all deposits have a validity period of 6 months, after which they will be void. More questions? Please see my FAQ .
- In Brief | Serena Lang
in brief age 30 height 5'4 measurements 34F-27-38, toned hourglass dress size 10 UK / 6 US shoe size 5.5 UK / 7.5 US hair light ash blonde, long (to mid-back) eyes blue-green style classic and sophisticated education undergrad, master's, half a phD, all at top 10 schools languages 4 (2 fluent, 2 conversational) piercings earlobes tattoos, enhancements, fillers, botox, etc none my favourite place abroad: rome, tokyo; domestically: austin, nyc, sausalito night out hong kong hobby woodwork ALBUM rumours - fleetwood mac artist david hockney FILM in the mood for love - wong kar wai Wine domaine vacheron sancerre "l'enclos des remparts" spirit hendrick's gin cocktail extra dirty gin martini with olives snack salt & vinegar crisps, dark chocolate DESIGNER valentino, chanel SCENT dior j'adore or le labo rose 31 by by day, chanel noir by night LINGERIE studio pia, bordelle animal cats you'll find me... sipping the perfect dirty gin martini in a dimly lit hotel bar reading literary fiction or cheap thrillers in a comfy chair by a window Cycling around Austin o n my bike with a basket, or in Northern California on my road bike Running beside bodies of water early in the morning sailing my little motor yacht DANCING to 80s tunes like everyone’s watching singing karaoke in front of the largest audience possible checking my horoscope but not taking it seriously at all making things with my hands
- Touring Rates | Serena Lang
considerations touring You'll see that my considerations are weighted towards longer meetings. I always prioritise longer dates in my diary. Nothing makes more of a favourable first impression on me than a new friend who books a longer date! If in doubt, and if we haven't met before, you can't go wrong with my 3 (drinks) or 4 (dinner) hour packages. The reason for this rate structure is that over years of highly scientific data collection, I have come to the conclusion that having to be "good" in public for a few hours is the perfect aphrodisiac. risqué | a more intense, sensual + wild experience, akin to a "PSE" | +200/h | please enquire for details bespoke | submissive/kink experiences | +400/h | see bespoke page for details gold dust woman brief encounters 1 | the most tantalising taste | 1200 | risqué 1400 | bespoke 16 00 1.5 | preferred minimum | 1500 | risqué 1800 | bespoke 21 00 2 | proper introduction | 1800 | risqué 2200 | bespoke 26 00 3 | cocktails, coffee | 2500 | risqué 3100 | bespoke 37 00 4 | dinner/lunch date | 3000 | risqué 3800 | bespoke 46 00 isn't it midnight deeper connections 6 | night out | 4000 | risqué 5200 | bespoke 6400 8 | day out | 5000 | risqué 6600 | bespoke 82 00 ~14 | overnight | 6000 | risqué 8000 | bespoke 10,000 24 | whole day + night | 7000 | risqué 9000 | bespoke 11,000 48 | dirty weekend | 10,000 | risqué 12,000 | bespoke 14, 000 incall provided on tour, 30% deposit always required Suite life +$800~. Allow me to arrange a luxe suite for us at a top hotel for maximum space, privacy, and vibe in-date extensions scheduling allowing, +$800/h couples yes please! +$100 per hour, 2h minimum dUOS yes please! my rate + hers local travel (1h+ one way) +$200 please see the fine print for cancellation policies + further details still have questions? please see my FAQ multi-day dates + travel companionship fly/drive/train me to you
- Texas Rates | Serena Lang
considerations TEXAS You'll see that my considerations are weighted towards longer meetings. I always prioritise longer dates in my diary. Nothing makes more of a favourable first impression on me than a new friend who books a longer date! If in doubt, and if we haven't met before, you can't go wrong with my 3 (drinks) or 4 (dinner) hour packages. The reason for this rate structure is that over years of highly scientific data collection, I have come to the conclusion that having to be "good" in public for a few hours is the perfect aphrodisiac. risqué | a more intense, sensual + wild experience, akin to a "PSE" | +200/h | please enquire for details bespoke | submissive/kink experiences | +400/h | see bespoke page for details gold dust woman brief encounters 1 | the most tantalising taste | 800 | risqué 1000 | bespoke 12 00 1.5 | preferred minimum | 1200 | risqué 1500 | bespoke 18 00 2 | proper introduction | 1500 | risqué 1900 | bespoke 23 00 3 | cocktails, coffee | 1800 | risqué 2400 | bespoke 30 00 4 | dinner/lunch date | 2200 | risqué 3000 | bespoke 38 00 isn't it midnight deeper connections 6 | night out | 3000 | risqué 4200 | bespoke 5000 8 | day out | 4000 | risqué 5600 | bespoke 72 00 ~14 | overnight | 6000 | risqué 7000 | bespoke 8000 24 | whole day + night | 7500 | risqué 8500 | bespoke 9500 48 | dirty weekend | 10,000 | risqué 12,000 | bespoke 14, 000 incall +$150~, 1.5h minimum, 30% deposit required Suite life +$800~. Allow me to arrange a luxe suite for us at a top hotel for maximum space, privacy, and vibe. in-date extensions scheduling allowing, +$700/h couples yes please! +$100 per hour, 2h minimum dUOS yes please! my rate + hers local travel (1h+ one way) +$200 please see the fine print for cancellation policies + further details still have questions? please see my FAQ multi-day dates + travel companionship fly/drive/train me to you
- Portfolio | Serena Lang
spring '23. crazy love vol II autumn '22. cecelia summer '22. kodachrome SPRING '22. fifty ways to leave your lover fall '21. diamonds on the soles of her shoes
- Invest | Serena Lang
considerations: at home (tx) considerations: on tour bespoke experiences (submission + kink) travel companionship fly/drive/train me to you the fine print faq
- Friends | Serena Lang
Austin Cora Stone olivia arden san francisco emma burke natalie byrne Anchor 1 Anchor 2 los angeles maya rose Anchor 3 new york city shae ashbury Anchor 4 washington DC leana lane Anchor 5
- Austin | Serena Lang
serena's date night guide to austin restaurants bars restaurants Hestia Named after the Greek goddess of the hearth, Hestia boasts a custom 20-ft hearth and a menu which highlights the role of fire in food. Epic wine list. book us a table Olamaie Gorgeous upscale Southern cuisine by executive chef Michael Fojtasek named after five generations of women in his family. Triple James Beard finalist. book us a table Uchi Literally meaning "home", chef and Tokyo-trained sushi master Tyson Cole serves up delightfully-presented Japanese fusion cuisine in intimate surrounds. book us a table Red Ash One of the hottest tables in Austin as of 2022, executive chef John Carver showcases Northern and Southern Italian cuisine prepared on a customer wood-burning grill, home-made desserts, and an excellent wine list. book us a table Maie Day A playful take on the traditional steakhouse which aims to get away from the stuffy darkly-lit room, this is Olamaie's Michael Fojtasek's newest venture. book us a table Truluck’s The aforementioned traditional steakhouse! An Austin rarity in that it has a strict dress code, Truluck's is a great choice if you just want a really good Texas steak in upscale surroundings (which let's face it, sometimes that's all you need for a great night). The lobster tail is also excellent. book us a table Perla's A SoCo fixture since 2009, Perla's is a go-to for fresh seafood and oysters flown in daily from the coasts (I'll wartch you eat them!) served on one of Austin's loveliest outdoor patios shaded by mature oak trees. book us a table Barley Swine A constantly changing seasonal prix fixe menu which showcases local farms and regional ingredients, this is one of the most innovative restaurants in the city. book us a table Lutie's One of the prettiest settings in Austin with hundreds of plants hanging from the ceiling, Lutie’s is the flagship restaurant at the Commodore Perry estate restaurant (also an excellent hotel if you're looking for one) which serves a fresh, local, chef-driven menu. book us a table Jeffrey's Described by Bon Appetit as having a "laid-back modern country-club vibe", Jeffrey's is an unapologetically glamorous fine-dining steakhouse that serves a perfectly seared 35 day dry-aged Texas porterhouse. Let the meat commence. book us a table Garrison Tucked inside the Fairmont, Garrison features elevated dishes cooked on an open flame. Chef de cuisine Jason Purcell previously cooked at Bouchon, Aureole and Farmshop. (We're definitely getting the tater tots with black truffles and Gruyère foam.) book us a table Sushi | Bar A speakeasy-style sushi bar on the very hip East Side with just ten seats, Sushi | Bar serves a 17-course o-makase dinner with playful takes on traditional nigiri. Reservations are released at noon on the first of every month. book us a table Otoko Yoshi Okai heads up this initimate twelve-seat o-makase restaurant that blends tokyo-style sushi and kyoto-style kaiseki into a seasonal delight inside the hip South Congress Hotel. book us a table emmer + rye One of the best meals I've had in the last six months, this is the sister restaurant to Hestia. It's based around the farm-to-table concept with a seasonal menu that changes daily. Their take on cacio e pepe from a couple of months ago was Rome-level delicious. book us a table Anchor 1 BARS The roosevelt room Step back in time and let's play Gatsby at this dark, intimate bar where craft cocktails are categorized by era. My fav is the Clover Club, a Prohibition-era favourite made with gin, raspberries, and lychee. book us a table milonga room An intimate speakeasy beneath the Argentinian restaurant Buenos Aires Cafe decorated in 1920's art deco style which serves seasonal crafted cocktails and tapas alongside live music. book us a table ah sing den This beautifully appointed velvet-furnished cocktail lounge has an Asian-inspired menu but is named after an infamous opium den in Victorian London. The soup dumplings are top notch. book us a table codependent A bastion of the "new Austin", this stylish mid-century modern lounge downtown features a beautiful crowd, live jazz, gorgeous charcuterie boards & desserts, as well as some of the best craft cocktails in the city. Great wine list too. book us a table parker jazz club A jazz club designed by a musician for musicians. In this intimate basement there's nightly live music plus beer, wine and creative craft cocktails. book us a table garage One of the best speakeasies in Austin (in my opinion), Garage is hidden inside an actual functioning parking garage. Exceedingly romantic, you enjoy your stellar creative cocktails by candlelight. book us a table here nor there Make reservations to this exclusive speakeasy through their dedicated app, which will reveal a secret code before your scheduled time that will let you through the gate. The life-sized stuffed bear holding a tray of champagne is a personal highlight. book us a table the red room at the W Always a scene, this upbeat but intimately-lit bar at the W with a fantastic wine list is great for a bit of see and be seen with cosy, dark booths in the corners. book us a table elephant room "Cool jazz in the basement since 1991" is their tagline, and that says it all, really. A very storied and hip "old Austin" choice. book us a table small victory Another parking garage speakeasy! A cute little bar with a red gate, Small Victory has friendly and knowledgable bartenders and an extensive cocktail list. book us a table midnight cowboy One of the oldest speakeasies in Austin, this spot has a special place in my heart because it used to be a brothel pretending to be a massage parlour; the original name was Midnight Cowboy Modeling Oriental Massage. They celebrate their origins with the eclectic decor. book us a table higher ground A "sanctuary-with-a-twist", this quirky church-themed two-storey bar features cocktails named after the seven deadly sins, stained glass windows, religious icons, and wooden archways sourced from around the world downstairs, while upstairs there's another bar and an adorable outdoor patio with (wait for it) a church organ which has been converted into a DJ booth. Only in Austin. book us a table Anchor 2 Lenoir Named after the Texas Hill Country grape, Lenoir is a regionally and seasonally-focused restaurant that showcases Central Texas ingredients with "spice, heat and robust flavor". book us a table El Naranjo Oaxacan chef Iliana de la Vega, winner of 2022's James Beard award for Best Chef in Texas, serves traditional, elevated Mexican cuisine. The homemade tortillas are a highlight. book us a table tiki tatsu-ya Hidden behind the front of a fake Japanese travel agency, this tiki-themed speakeasy is a sister to the excellent Ramen Tatsu-ya next door. Reservations are still hard to get as of summer 2022, so plan early! book us a table honey moon spirit lounge A romantic's dream, velvet booths sit beneath a chandelier and purple lighting at this adorable little spot. If you like espresso martinis (and be honest, they may be deeply uncool but who doesn't?) then you have to try the Full Salute. I sometimes have dreams about their cheese plate. book us a table
- Gifts | Serena Lang
NOW: Austin | NEXT: DallaS, salt lake city, st Louis | Dates TBC | prebook I love the idea of you choosing something for me! Please do enquire if you need specific sizes from a brand or need to ask my opinion/preferences before you purchase something. However if you're pushed for time or you can't decide, I'm also happy with a gift card. amazon wish list luxylisT Purses, wallets, small leather goods chaneL dior hermes Yves Saint Laurent Celine Shoes, clothing chaneL louboutin jimmy choo nordstrom Lingerie studio pia agent provocateur fleur of england bordelle honey birdette You can also always tip me - please email to ask for my Venmo/CashApp handles. Cash tips in an envelope on our date are also gratefully accepted! bra 34F (sister/equivalent size: 36E)/Bordelle L/XL PANTIES | medium/AP 4/Bordelle L SUSPENDER | medium/AP 4/Bordelle L DRESS | US 6-8; UK 10-12; EU 38-40 SHOE | US 7.5; UK 5.5; EU 38.5 MY SIZES
- Newsletter | Serena Lang
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