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hello Hello. If I know you (and since you’re here maybe I already do, a little), then you’ve ended up in this little corner of the internet because you’re looking for something (or more accurately someone) to add a little je ne sais quoi , a zest, a spice to your day/evening. Well let me be the first to say: congrats! You’ve found her. Smart man - I knew I liked you. ​ I'm Serena, British establishment refugee, global expat with serious flair, and rebel with a cause. The cause, you ask? Never working in a windowless office again. ​ A late bloomer, I was forced in my deeply awkward teenage years to develop both an amazing sense of humour and a scintillating personality. Thanks to this, now in my 30s I am the total package: brains, beauty, personality, charm, and wit. ​ A man I met on the beach in St Tropez once said I had “a body that could stop traffic”. With a petite frame at 5’4, firm natural curves, perky 34F breasts and a bottom you could bounce a quarter off (as you say in this delightful country), I am augmentation-free, filler-free, Botox-free, and guaranteed 100% free-range. ​ A San Francisco Uber driver said, looking at me in the rear-view mirror as he drove me across the Bay Bridge, that I had "one of those pin-up girl faces". I have large blue-green eyes, long ash-blonde hair, and high cheekbones that had a group of Russian babushkas in Beijing once asking me in Russian if I was also Russian (not even one iota but I was flattered). My sweet and friendly expression, which belies my extremely sharp and filthy mind, incites strangers to talk to me on planes and come up and ask me for directions. I do hate that I have to blur my face for discretion because it’s personally my favourite feature. ​ ​ Some more things you may find interesting about me: ​ I was born in a small town in rural northern France, but was raised in London (England, not Ohio), which is why New York feels so comfortable to me every time I go there I went to a very expensive private girls’ boarding school in the UK which completely failed to make a proper young lady out of me (evidently) I speak four languages to varying degrees of fluency (two to bilingual fluency, two conversationally) and can order a glass of wine in seven I have a Master's degree in a pretty esoteric subject - guess which I'm a bad liar but a fantastic kisser ​ I combine a British sophistication and polish with the openness and warmth of my adopted America. If you believe in Myers-Briggs (just astrology for boys? Controversial opinion I know, let's discuss), I'm an ENFJ-T, which is pretty bang on the money. I'm a born people-person, thrive off the energy of meeting new friends, and have a deep dislike of the mundane. Bring on the left-field, the weird, the interesting, the intellectually stimulating, the trysts with strangers in very expensive hotel rooms... ​ Even if you're shy, I guarantee that within half an hour of meeting me any nervousness will completely dissipate and you’ll feel like we’re old friends. ​ If you have a cynical heart - and in times as interesting as these, I honestly don’t blame you - prepare to have it melted. Here's to our adventure. xo, Serena Lang. In Brief: age 30s height 5'4 measurements 34F-28-40, toned hourglass dress size 12 UK / 8 US shoe size 5.5 UK / 7.5 US hair light ash blonde, medium length eyes blue-green style classic and sophisticated education undergrad, master's, half a phD, all at top 10 schools languages 4 (2 fluent, 2 conversational) piercings earlobes only tattoos, enhancements, fillers, botox, etc none in brief My Favourite: place abroad: rome, tokyo; domestically: austin, nyc, sausalito night out hong kong hobby woodwork ALBUM rumours - fleetwood mac artist david hockney FILM in the mood for love - wong kar wai Wine domaine vacheron sancerre "l'enclos des remparts" spirit hendrick's gin cocktail extra dirty gin martini with olives snack salt & vinegar crisps, dark chocolate DESIGNER valentino, chanel SCENT dior j'adore or le labo rose 31 by by day, chanel noir by night LINGERIE studio pia, bordelle animal cats ​ ​ ​ sipping the perfect dirty gin martini in a dimly lit hotel bar reading literary fiction or cheap thrillers in a comfy chair by a window Cycling around Austin o n my bike with a basket, or in Northern California on my road bike Running beside bodies of water early in the morning sailing my little motor yacht DANCING to 80s tunes like everyone’s watching singing karaoke in front of the largest audience possible checking my horoscope but not taking it seriously at all making things with my hands ​ You'll Find Me: tours Upcoming Tours. ​ 2023 boston December 7-9 nyc December 10-13 ​ 2024 los angeles, detroit, st louis, salt lake city Spring; dates TBD Ready For Your Adventure? BOOK ME mailing list Join The Inner Circle! Subscribe to my monthly newsletter to get exclusive new photos and keep tabs on my travels to make sure you don't miss me when I come to your city. first name* last name* email* city*

Tour Rates You'll see that my considerations are weighted towards longer meetings. I always prioritise longer dates in my diary. Nothing makes more of a favourable first impression on me than a new friend who books a longer date. If in doubt, and if we haven't met before, you can't go wrong with my 3 (drinks) or 4 (dinner) hour packages. Premium Experiences. risqué | A more intense, sensual, and wild experience. Let's take things to the next level together. Your girlfriend ... with very few limits. +5 00 per date sensual kink | Bespoke submissive and kink experiences for those interested in exploring the exquisite heights and psychological push and pull of sensual domination and su bmission. ​ +7 00 per date up to four hours; +1000 per date six hours and longer rumours brief encounters ONE HOUR | a blink | 900 ONE AND A HALF HOURS | fleeting visit | 12 0 0 TWO HOURS | an introduction | 16 00 THREE HOURS * | cocktails, coffee? | 24 0 0 *recommended minimum for new friends gold dust woman most requested, most desired FOUR HOURS | dinner/lunch date | 29 0 0 SIX TO EIGHT HOURS | evening/day out | 38 00 EIGHT TO TEN HOURS | whole day/night out | 48 00 FOURTEEN HOURS | overnight | 55 00 sixteen to eighteen HOURS | ov e rnight + breakfast in bed | 65 00 isn't it midnight deeper connections twenty-four HOURS | 7500 forty-eight HOURS | 11,0 0 0 The Fine Print. incall (You visit me) Setting and ambiance are of the utmost importance to me. I host from luxury hotels (4* and above). Please add $150 to partially subsidize my hosting cost. I will cover the remainder. (If I am touring, this hosting fee does not apply unless you would like me to host in a different city than the one I am visiting; eg. I am touring NYC and you would like me to host in NJ.) Let me arrange us a beautiful, discreet hideaway in a location convenient for you. per-date fee + 150 ​ ​ incall+: The Suite life Allow me to arrange a luxe suite for us at a top hotel for maximum space, privacy, and vibe. per-date fe e +80 0 ​ outcall (I visit you) I am happy to meet you at your upscale hotel (4* and above). I'm afraid I can't meet new friends at private residences. ​ deposits Required for every date. A 30% deposit of the total consideration must be paid in advance via any of the following methods: CashApp; Venmo; PayPal F&F; BitCoin; Amazon gift card; Wishtender; other gift card (to be agreed upon). Please note all deposits have a validity period of 6 months, after which they will be void.​ ​ couples I love you, couples - please don't be shy! I'm genuinely 100% bisexual in my private life, and very much enjoy the physical and romantic company of women. I'm the perfect first female encounter for your wife or girlfriend, and will go as slowly or as fast as her comfort level allows. I have a two hour minimum for couples, because after long experience I've found that any less is not long enough for the three of us to be comfortable. This goes double if it's your first time booking a companion as a couple. If in doubt, book a longer date. 2h minimum per-date fee +400 ​ dUOS YES please! Please note I only duo with women with whom I have an existing connection. See my friends page to spark your imagination, or ask me for my list of more under-the-radar babes. my rate + hers ​ dates of 2h or more 1) are my favourite and 2) require some kind of refreshments (wine, bubbles, tea, coffee, fresh juice, your favourite macarons, cheese, whatever!) or activity (a bar, dinner, the theatre, a concert, an art gallery...). If you would like me to provide the refreshments please just ask and kindly add $100. ​ in-date extensions Yes please, schedule allowing! in austin +700/h on tour +900/h local travel Dates that require driving/travel of more than one hour each way will incur a travel fee. +20 0 ​ Cancellations I understand that sometimes life happens and rescheduling or cancelling our date may be unavoidable. However, please understand that I plan my week in advance, and when I schedule a date with you, I have planned my day around it, and may have also turned down other opportunities so that we can meet. As such, please honor my cancellation policy to ensure smooth booking of myself and my colleagues in future. ​ Cancellations with more than 48 hours' notice : deposit will be reapplied to a future date (within 3 months) Cancellations within 48 hours' notice : deposit will be forfeited as a cancellation fee Cancellations within 24 hours' notice : 100% of the consideration Cancellations for any date on a to ur : 80% of the consideration Multiple cancellations will affect my ability to fit you into my schedule in the future. Failure to pay the requested cancellation fee within 24 hours of the cancellation will result in your behaviour being reported to the wider community and a lifetime ban from seeing me. If I have to cancel or reschedule on my end (extremely unlikely; I have never rescheduled same-day), I will endeavor to give you as much notice as possible and of course return any deposits immediately. Still have questions? please see my FAQ ​

considerations Austin Rates. You'll see that my considerations are weighted towards longer meetings. I always prioritise longer dates in my diary. Nothing makes more of a favourable first impression on me than a new friend who books a longer date. If in doubt, and if we haven't met before, you can't go wrong with my 3 (drinks) or 4 (dinner) hour packages. Premium Experiences. risqué | A more intense, sensual, and wild experience. Let's take things to the next level together. Your girlfriend ... with very few limits. +5 00 per date sensual kink | Bespoke submissive and kink experiences for those interested in exploring the exquisite heights and psychological push and pull of sensual domination and su bmission. ​ +7 00 per date up to four hours; +1000 per date six hours and longer rumours brief encounters ONE HOUR | a blink | 800 ONE AND A HALF HOURS | fleeting visit | 10 00 TWO HOURS | an introduction | 12 00 THREE HOURS * | cocktails, coffee? | 150 0 *recommended minimum for new friends gold dust woman most requested, most desired FOUR HOURS | dinner/lunch date | 20 00 SIX TO EIGHT HOURS | evening/day out | 3 000 EIGHT TO TEN HOURS | whole day/night out | 4000 FOURTEEN HOURS | overnight | 5000 sixteen to eighteen HOURS | ov e rnight + breakfast in bed | 6 0 00 isn't it midnight deeper connections twenty-four HOURS | 75 00 forty-eight HOURS | 11,000 The Fine Print. incall (You visit me) Setting and ambiance are of the utmost importance to me. I host from luxury hotels (4* and above). Please add $150 to partially subsidize my hosting cost. I will cover the remainder. (If I am touring, this hosting fee does not apply unless you would like me to host in a different city than the one I am visiting; eg. I am touring NYC and you would like me to host in NJ.) Let me arrange us a beautiful, discreet hideaway in a location convenient for you. per-date fee + 150 ​ ​ incall+: The Suite life Allow me to arrange a luxe suite for us at a top hotel for maximum space, privacy, and vibe. per-date fe e +80 0 ​ outcall (I visit you) I am happy to meet you at your upscale hotel (4* and above). I'm afraid I can't meet new friends at private residences. ​ deposits Required for every date. A 30% deposit of the total consideration must be paid in advance via any of the following methods: CashApp; Venmo; PayPal F&F; BitCoin; Amazon gift card; Wishtender; other gift card (to be agreed upon). Please note all deposits have a validity period of 6 months, after which they will be void.​ ​ couples I love you, couples - please don't be shy! I'm genuinely 100% bisexual in my private life, and very much enjoy the physical and romantic company of women. I'm the perfect first female encounter for your wife or girlfriend, and will go as slowly or as fast as her comfort level allows. I have a two hour minimum for couples, because after long experience I've found that any less is not long enough for the three of us to be comfortable. This goes double if it's your first time booking a companion as a couple. If in doubt, book a longer date. 2h minimum per-date fee +400 ​ dUOS YES please! Please note I only duo with women with whom I have an existing connection. See my friends page to spark your imagination, or ask me for my list of more under-the-radar babes. my rate + hers ​ dates of 2h or more 1) are my favourite and 2) require some kind of refreshments (wine, bubbles, tea, coffee, fresh juice, your favourite macarons, cheese, whatever!) or activity (a bar, dinner, the theatre, a concert, an art gallery...). If you would like me to provide the refreshments please just ask and kindly add $100. ​ in-date extensions Yes please, schedule allowing! in austin +700/h on tour +900/h local travel Dates that require driving/travel of more than one hour each way will incur a travel fee. +20 0 ​ Cancellations I understand that sometimes life happens and rescheduling or cancelling our date may be unavoidable. However, please understand that I plan my week in advance, and when I schedule a date with you, I have planned my day around it, and may have also turned down other opportunities so that we can meet. As such, please honor my cancellation policy to ensure smooth booking of myself and my colleagues in future. ​ Cancellations with more than 48 hours' notice : deposit will be reapplied to a future date (within 3 months) Cancellations within 48 hours' notice : deposit will be forfeited as a cancellation fee Cancellations within 24 hours' notice : 100% of the consideration Cancellations for any date on a to ur : 80% of the consideration Multiple cancellations will affect my ability to fit you into my schedule in the future. Failure to pay the requested cancellation fee within 24 hours of the cancellation will result in your behaviour being reported to the wider community and a lifetime ban from seeing me. If I have to cancel or reschedule on my end (extremely unlikely; I have never rescheduled same-day), I will endeavor to give you as much notice as possible and of course return any deposits immediately. Still have questions? please see my FAQ ​ fineprint couples

In Brief: age 30 height 5'4 measurements 34F-28-40, toned hourglass dress size 10 UK / 6 US shoe size 5.5 UK / 7.5 US hair light ash blonde, long (to mid-back) eyes blue-green style classic and sophisticated education undergrad, master's, half a phD, all at top 10 schools languages 4 (2 fluent, 2 conversational) piercings earlobes tattoos, enhancements, fillers, botox, etc none My Favourite: place abroad: rome, tokyo; domestically: austin, nyc, sausalito night out hong kong hobby woodwork ALBUM rumours - fleetwood mac artist david hockney FILM in the mood for love - wong kar wai Wine domaine vacheron sancerre "l'enclos des remparts" spirit hendrick's gin cocktail extra dirty gin martini with olives snack salt & vinegar crisps, dark chocolate DESIGNER valentino, chanel SCENT dior j'adore or le labo rose 31 by by day, chanel noir by night LINGERIE studio pia, bordelle animal cats ​ ​ ​ sipping the perfect dirty gin martini in a dimly lit hotel bar reading literary fiction or cheap thrillers in a comfy chair by a window Cycling around Austin o n my bike with a basket, or in Northern California on my road bike Running beside bodies of water early in the morning sailing my little motor yacht DANCING to 80s tunes like everyone’s watching singing karaoke in front of the largest audience possible checking my horoscope but not taking it seriously at all making things with my hands ​ You'll Find Me:

texas considerations also applicable in: chicago, st louis, salt lake city, minneapolis You'll see that my considerations are weighted towards longer meetings. This is because I really enjoy the antici.... pation of an intimate evening over dinner or at an event, which gives us a chance to practice the dying art of real-life flirting. recommended minimum for new friends most requested one HOUR Barest hello. $800 ​ one HOUR and a half You'll want more. $1200 ​ ​ two hours You deserve it! Enough time to really relax and get to know each other. $1500 ​ ​ ​ three hours | COCKTAIL DATE An hour for drinks beforehand, two hours private time. Let's try a bit of that IRL flirting, shall we? $2000 ​ ​ ​ four hours | LUNCH or Dinner DATE Two hours for dining, two hours' private time. Footsie under the table, an intimate corner booth. My favourite! $2400 ​ ​ Six hours | EVENING OUT The entire evening from dusk til when my pumpkin carriage comes to collect me. Dinner and perhaps a show? And of course plenty of private time. $3000 ​ ​ EIGHT hours | Afternoon + evening TOGETHER Alive with possibilities. How shall we spend it? $3500 ​ Fourteen hours | sleepover Let's go to bed together and wake up together. $5000 ​ ​ twenty-four hours $6500 ​ forty-eight hours/The weekend $9,000 ​ ​ subsequent days $3000 ​ risqué | a more intense, sensual + wild experience | please enquire for details + rates bespoke | submissive/kink experiences | see bespoke page for details + rates

gold dust woman brief encounters 1 | girlfriend 1000 | risqué 1200 | bespoke 1400 the most tantalising taste 1.5 | girlfriend 1300 | risqué 1500 | bespoke 1700 required minimum for new friends minimum incall engagement 2 | girlfriend 1600 | risqué 1800 | bespoke 2000 let's have some wine and relax 3 | girlfriend 2000 | risqué 2500 | bespoke 3000 one hour social time (cocktails, coffee) recommended minimum for new friends 4 (dinner date) | girlfriend 2400 | risqué 3000 | bespoke 4000 two hours social time (dinner, lunch, shopping etc) isn't it midnight let's go deeper 6 | girlfriend 3000 | risqué 4000 | bespoke 5000 three hours social time (tasting menu, dinner + a show, lunch + a museum etc) 8 | girlfriend 4000 | risqué 5000 | bespoke 6000 four hours social time (leisurely dinner + a show, leisurely lunch + a museum, dinner + a nightcap etc) ~14 (overnight) | girlfriend 5000 | risqué 6000 | bespoke 7000 waking up together is my favourite way to start the day 24 | girlfriend 7000 | risqué 8000 | bespoke 9000 let's make some fun plans for the day + a really great reservation for the evening 48 | girlfriend 10,000 | risqué 12,000 | bespoke 14, 000 weekend in paris (... texas? just kidding) risqué | a more intense, sensual + wild experience | please enquire for details + rates bespoke | submissive/kink experiences | see bespoke page for details + rates multi-day dates + travel companionship fly/drive/train me to you incall +$150, 1.5h minimum, 30% deposit required ​ in-date extensions scheduling allowing, $800/h couples yes please! +$400 per date, 2h minimum ​ dUOS yes please! my rate + hers local travel (1h+ one way) +$200 ​ please see the fine print for cancellation policies + further details still have questions? please see my FAQ ​

considerations touring You'll see that my considerations are weighted towards longer meetings. I always prioritise longer dates in my diary. Nothing makes more of a favourable first impression on me than a new friend who books a longer date! If in doubt, and if we haven't met before, you can't go wrong with my 3 (drinks) or 4 (dinner) hour packages. ​ The reason for this rate structure is that over years of highly scientific data collection, I have come to the conclusion that having to be "good" in public for a few hours is the perfect aphrodisiac. risqué | a more intense, sensual + wild experience, akin to a "PSE" | +200/h | please enquire for details bespoke | submissive/kink experiences | +400/h | see bespoke page for details gold dust woman brief encounters 1 | the most tantalising taste | 1200 | risqué 1400 | bespoke 16 00 1.5 | all too fleeting | 1500 | risqué 1800 | bespoke 21 00 2 | proper introduction | 1800 | risqué 2200 | bespoke 26 00 3 | cocktails, coffee | preferred minimum | 2500 | risqué 3100 | bespoke 37 00 ​ 4 | dinner/lunch date | 3000 | risqué 3800 | bespoke 46 00 isn't it midnight deeper connections 6 | night out | 4000 | risqué 5200 | bespoke 6400 8 | day out | 5000 | risqué 6600 | bespoke 82 00 ~14 | overnight | 6000 | risqué 8000 | bespoke 10,000 24 | whole day + night | 7000 | risqué 9000 | bespoke 11,000 48 | dirty weekend | 10,000 | risqué 12,000 | bespoke 14, 000 ​ incall provided on tour unless otherwise stated; 30% deposit always required Suite life +$800~. Allow me to arrange a luxe suite for us at a top hotel for maximum space, privacy, and vibe ​ in-date extensions scheduling allowing, +$800/h couples yes please! +$100 per hour, 2h minimum ​ dUOS yes please! my rate + hers local travel (1h+ one way) +$200 ​ please see the fine print for cancellation policies + further details still have questions? please see my FAQ ​ multi-day dates + travel companionship fly/drive/train me to you

Bespoke Experiences: Sensual Kink Have you ever wanted to take a proper young lady and teach her a lesson by administering a hard, fair spanking to her pretty round bottom? How about disciplining an insouciant Catholic private schoolgirl whose homework is late again? Ever imagined calling your lovely, shy secretary into your office, closing the door, bending her over your desk, and... ? You've probably realised that it's power and control rather than pain that gets me going. In short: I go weak-kneed and panting for some crisp commands followed by a hard spanking over a knee (or desk). It's all about setting the scene, the buildup, the psychological mindplay.​ I also have a particular weakness for being tied firmly down in a variety of imaginative positions and then pleasantly tortured for an hour or so. I tend to lose myself completely when this happens; I hope your walls are thick, or that you brought a suitable gag. Sensory deprivation equipment, vis-a-vis blindfold and earplugs, are part of every good submissive's essential travel kit. By virtue of my approachable and open nature, I often tend to attract those men who are entirely new to this world. If you've always had the fantasies but never acted upon them, I offer a safe, welcoming space in which to do so. Who knows? In the process you may discover more about yourself, as well as about me. Bespoke Packages. +7 00 flat additional fee per date of 1/1.5/3/4h +1000 flat additional fee per date 6h and longer I will provide all restraints, toys + necessary accoutrements, although you're welcome to bring along your favourites too. BOOK

What do you wear to dates? Do you take outfit/lingerie requests? On dates I err on the side of smart-casual or business-appropriate attire such as a silk shirt and fitted skirt, fitted designer dress, &c. I guarantee you will like what I wear. ;) Regarding requests, I'm happy to wear something in the broad category you desire, such as "athleisure", "little black dress", "jeans", &c; however I do not take specific outfit requests unless you purchase something from my wishlist and ask me to wear it for our date, in which case I am happy to oblige. What payment methods can I use? Cash (still king)! Trusted friends may use Venmo, CashApp and Paypal with prior written agreement. I accept deposits via Venmo, CashApp, Paypal, Amazon Giftcard, and Visa Vanilla Giftcard. How should I give you the consideration? If you are paying cash, please leave the consideration in an unsealed envelope somewhere obvious in the room at the beginning of our date. If we're in public, you can pass me a card, book (whatever your favourite may be!), or gift bag at a discreet moment with the consideration inside. Where can we meet? I am based in Austin, Texas, as of 2022. I host from upscale hotels in the downtown Austin area. I am delighted to meet you at your upscale hotel in the Austin area. I'm afraid I do not visit the private residences of new friends. I can travel to meet you in the following local areas: Dripping Springs: Three hour minimum + $150 travel fee San Antonio: Four hour minimum + $200 travel fee + my hotel expenses (if our date ends at or after 11pm or if we will be drinking alcohol). Dallas: Four hour minimum + $200 travel fee + my hotel expenses. Houston: Four hour minimum + $200 travel fee + my hotel expenses. I also travel frequently. Sign up for my newsletter and follow me on Twitter to stay abreast of my touring schedule. Do I have to pay a deposit? I require a 30% deposit for all incall meetings. This can be paid via CashApp, Venmo, Paypal, Amazon Giftcard or Visa Vanilla Giftcard. I also may require deposits for extended dates (over 6 hours) from new friends. All fly-me-to-you dates require a deposit as outlined in my Travel Dates section above. What if I have to reschedule or cancel? I understand that sometimes life happens and rescheduling or cancelling our date may be unavoidable. However, please understand that I plan my week in advance, and when I schedule a date with you, I have planned my day around it, and may have also turned down other opportunities so that we can meet. As such, please honor my cancellation policy to ensure smooth booking of myself and my colleagues in future. ​ Cancellation fee schedule Cancellations within 72 hours' notice: 20% of my consideration Cancellations within 48 hours' notice: 50% of my consideration Cancellations within 24 hours' notice: 100% of my consideration Multiple cancellations will affect my ability to fit you into my schedule in the future. Failure to pay the requested cancellation fee within 24 hours of the cancellation will result in your behaviour being reported to the wider community and a lifetime ban from seeing me. If I have to cancel or reschedule on my end (extremely unlikely; I have never rescheduled same-day), I will endeavor to give you as much notice as possible and of course return any deposits immediately. Why didn't I get a reply to my email/booking form submission? Since I have a day career and a full life outside of this delightful little world, I ask that you give me at least 24 hours to respond to your enquiry. Please take note of the auto-response you should have received when emailing me; when I am on holiday, I do not check my email until my return. If you have not received a reply within 48 hours, please re-read what you sent me and ensure that you included all of the requested information; that it was polite and respectful; and that you did not refer to any specific sexual acts. I will not respond to emails that do not fulfill these criteria. If your email ticks all the boxes and you still have not received a response, please send me a gentle nudge. Sometimes emails go astray or get buried. Can I invite another companion to join us? Can you recommend any companions to join us? Enthusiastically "yes please!" to the idea of "the more the merrier"! If you'd like me to recommend someone, I have a little black book full of gorgeous fun women in basically all the major cities of the world. Ask and your wish shall be fulfilled. A few notes: - Ménage à trois considerations: mine + theirs. - If you'd like to invite someone to join us, you and I should have met one-on-one at least once before. - Please contact me first via email before extending any invitations. - Please note that all ménage à trois dates must be at least two hours. (I recommend four so we can all play three-way footsie at dinner and everyone in the restaurant is jealous of you.) Frequently Asked, Answered.

Three's Company - Friends. Austin. Cora Stone olivia arden kennedy quinn Houston. christine buonarotti San Francisco. emma burke natalie byrne Anchor 3 Los Angeles. maya rose New York City. shae ashbury such jones Anchor 4 Washington DC. christine buonarotti leana lane Anchor 5

Serena's Date Night Guide to Austin, Texas. Restaurants. Bars . restaurants ​ Hestia Named after the Greek goddess of the hearth, Hestia boasts a custom 20-ft hearth and a menu which highlights the role of fire in food. Epic wine list. book us a table Olamaie Gorgeous upscale Southern cuisine by executive chef Michael Fojtasek named after five generations of women in his family. Triple James Beard finalist. book us a table ​ Uchi Literally meaning "home", chef and Tokyo-trained sushi master Tyson Cole serves up delightfully-presented Japanese fusion cuisine in intimate surrounds. book us a table Red Ash One of the hottest tables in Austin as of 2022, executive chef John Carver showcases Northern and Southern Italian cuisine prepared on a customer wood-burning grill, home-made desserts, and an excellent wine list. book us a table ​ Maie Day A playful take on the traditional steakhouse which aims to get away from the stuffy darkly-lit room, this is Olamaie's Michael Fojtasek's newest venture. book us a table ​ Truluck’s The aforementioned traditional steakhouse! An Austin rarity in that it has a strict dress code, Truluck's is a great choice if you just want a really good Texas steak in upscale surroundings (which let's face it, sometimes that's all you need for a great night). The lobster tail is also excellent. book us a table Perla's A SoCo fixture since 2009, Perla's is a go-to for fresh seafood and oysters flown in daily from the coasts (I'll wartch you eat them!) served on one of Austin's loveliest outdoor patios shaded by mature oak trees. book us a table ​ Barley Swine A constantly changing seasonal prix fixe menu which showcases local farms and regional ingredients, this is one of the most innovative restaurants in the city. book us a table ​ Lutie's One of the prettiest settings in Austin with hundreds of plants hanging from the ceiling, Lutie’s is the flagship restaurant at the Commodore Perry estate restaurant (also an excellent hotel if you're looking for one) which serves a fresh, local, chef-driven menu. book us a table ​ Jeffrey's Described by Bon Appetit as having a "laid-back modern country-club vibe", Jeffrey's is an unapologetically glamorous fine-dining steakhouse that serves a perfectly seared 35 day dry-aged Texas porterhouse. Let the meat commence. book us a table ​ Garrison Tucked inside the Fairmont, Garrison features elevated dishes cooked on an open flame. Chef de cuisine Jason Purcell previously cooked at Bouchon, Aureole and Farmshop. (We're definitely getting the tater tots with black truffles and Gruyère foam.) book us a table ​ Sushi | Bar A speakeasy-style sushi bar on the very hip East Side with just ten seats, Sushi | Bar serves a 17-course o-makase dinner with playful takes on traditional nigiri. Reservations are released at noon on the first of every month. book us a table ​ Otoko Yoshi Okai heads up this initimate twelve-seat o-makase restaurant that blends tokyo-style sushi and kyoto-style kaiseki into a seasonal delight inside the hip South Congress Hotel. book us a table ​ emmer + rye One of the best meals I've had in the last six months, this is the sister restaurant to Hestia. It's based around the farm-to-table concept with a seasonal menu that changes daily. Their take on cacio e pepe from a couple of months ago was Rome-level delicious. book us a table Anchor 1 BARS The roosevelt room Step back in time and let's play Gatsby at this dark, intimate bar where craft cocktails are categorized by era. My fav is the Clover Club, a Prohibition-era favourite made with gin, raspberries, and lychee. book us a table ​ milonga room An intimate speakeasy beneath the Argentinian restaurant Buenos Aires Cafe decorated in 1920's art deco style which serves seasonal crafted cocktails and tapas alongside live music. book us a table ​ ah sing den This beautifully appointed velvet-furnished cocktail lounge has an Asian-inspired menu but is named after an infamous opium den in Victorian London. The soup dumplings are top notch. book us a table ​ codependent A bastion of the "new Austin", this stylish mid-century modern lounge downtown features a beautiful crowd, live jazz, gorgeous charcuterie boards & desserts, as well as some of the best craft cocktails in the city. Great wine list too. book us a table ​ parker jazz club A jazz club designed by a musician for musicians. In this intimate basement there's nightly live music plus beer, wine and creative craft cocktails. book us a table ​ garage One of the best speakeasies in Austin (in my opinion), Garage is hidden inside an actual functioning parking garage. Exceedingly romantic, you enjoy your stellar creative cocktails by candlelight. book us a table here nor there Make reservations to this exclusive speakeasy through their dedicated app, which will reveal a secret code before your scheduled time that will let you through the gate. The life-sized stuffed bear holding a tray of champagne is a personal highlight. book us a table ​ the red room at the W Always a scene, this upbeat but intimately-lit bar at the W with a fantastic wine list is great for a bit of see and be seen with cosy, dark booths in the corners. book us a table ​ elephant room "Cool jazz in the basement since 1991" is their tagline, and that says it all, really. A very storied and hip "old Austin" choice. book us a table ​ small victory Another parking garage speakeasy! A cute little bar with a red gate, Small Victory has friendly and knowledgable bartenders and an extensive cocktail list. book us a table ​ midnight cowboy One of the oldest speakeasies in Austin, this spot has a special place in my heart because it used to be a brothel pretending to be a massage parlour; the original name was Midnight Cowboy Modeling Oriental Massage. They celebrate their origins with the eclectic decor. book us a table ​ higher ground A "sanctuary-with-a-twist", this quirky church-themed two-storey bar features cocktails named after the seven deadly sins, stained glass windows, religious icons, and wooden archways sourced from around the world downstairs, while upstairs there's another bar and an adorable outdoor patio with (wait for it) a church organ which has been converted into a DJ booth. Only in Austin. book us a table ​ ​ Anchor 2 Lenoir Named after the Texas Hill Country grape, Lenoir is a regionally and seasonally-focused restaurant that showcases Central Texas ingredients with "spice, heat and robust flavor". book us a table El Naranjo Oaxacan chef Iliana de la Vega, winner of 2022's James Beard award for Best Chef in Texas, serves traditional, elevated Mexican cuisine. The homemade tortillas are a highlight. book us a table ​ tiki tatsu-ya Hidden behind the front of a fake Japanese travel agency, this tiki-themed speakeasy is a sister to the excellent Ramen Tatsu-ya next door. Reservations are still hard to get as of summer 2022, so plan early! book us a table ​ honey moon spirit lounge A romantic's dream, velvet booths sit beneath a chandelier and purple lighting at this adorable little spot. If you like espresso martinis (and be honest, they may be deeply uncool but who doesn't?) then you have to try the Full Salute. I sometimes have dreams about their cheese plate. book us a table