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Booking A DATE
 

How do I book a date with you?
By filling out my booking form, 0r emailing me the following info to hello@serenalang.com: name, age, desired date + time + length of booking, 2 companion references or screening information. Please note I cannot respond to incomplete or explicit booking requests.

 


I don't know when I want to see you, but I definitely want to see you. Can I pre-screen?
You can, but I prefer you to have at least some kind of date in mind. I receive a lot of email and it's hard to keep track of who's already been screened and who hasn't. If you want to be securely in my little black book, consider sending me a giftcard from my wishlist.

 


Can you meet today/right now?
Right now? No.
Today? If you're an existing friend? Maybe, depending on my schedule, and depending how much notice you give me (I need at the minimum 4 hours' notice).
I cannot meet new friends same-day.

 


I'm new to all this and I'm a bit nervous. Do you see newbies?
Of course! I love newbies! I'm flattered to be your first foray into this wonderful world.
If you don't have references, we can screen you multiple other ways. Just submit a booking form or send me an email. :)



I'm [ethnicity]/I'm [age]/I have [disability/medical condition/physical characteristic]. Will you still see me?
I am not racist or prejudiced (or try my best not to be) and will gladly see everyone who undergoes proper screening and treats me with respect and kindness.
Everyone deserves compassion and closeness with other human beings.
Please don't be shy. 

 

Do you see couples?
Hell yes! I love couples!
Please add 50% to my considerations.
Please both contact me separately by email to ensure everyone is on the same page. 
I have a 2h minimum for couples: anything less is not enough time for everyone to get comfortable.
Guys: don't surprise her by booking a girl. Just trust me on this one.

 


Do you see solo female clients?

Hell yes again! I'm bisexual in my personal life and love women.
Please take 20% off my considerations if you're a solo woman looking for company. ;)

 

Can you come to Livermore/Walnut Creek/Palo Alto/other Bay Area city?
I'm happy to drive up to 45 minutes each way for our date. Any further will incur an additional $150 travel fee.

Please note that any dates outside of Manhattan or San Francisco city limits will require a deposit.


When are you touring Kansas City/Denver/Paris?
If you live outside of the NYC/Bay Area, you can fly me to you.
You can also sponsor a tour: book a 3h+ date in your city, pay in full up-front, and I'll build a tour around our meeting.

 


Can you come to my house?
Unfortunately I'm unable to come to your home unless we have met before, or you are willing to undergo additional screening.

 


Can you host?
Yes! I don't maintain a permanent incall location, so I host from luxury hotels (4* and above).
Please add an additional $100 to my considerations if you'd like me to host. 

 


 


DURING OUR DATE

 

What forms of payment do you accept?
Cash (still king)
Venmo
CashApp
Bitcoin


 

How and when do I pay you?
 If you are paying in cash, please leave the consideration in an unsealed envelope somewhere obvious in the room at the start of our date. Please don't make me ask you where it is - it's awkward.
If we're in public, you can pass me a card or book with the cash inside it at a discreet moment. Please under no circumstances hand me unconcealed cash in public!

 

Can I make an outfit/lingerie request?
Yes, within reason, and with at least 24 hours' notice.
Yoga pants are a popular one. ;)
If I don't own the outfit/item in question, you're buying! ;)

 


What kind of wine/cheese/gift should I bring?
That's so nice of you! Please see my date gift ideas for wine/snack/gift recommendations.

Help, I booked with you but I have to cancel. What do I do?
Things happen, but please understand I have a life and a schedule outside of this world, so please let me know as soon as you can.
If you cancel with less than 48 hours' notice, I will require you to pay a deposit for future dates.
If you cancel with less than 24 hours' notice, I ask for 50% of the total fee.

If you cancel with less than 12 hours' notice or no-show, I ask for 100% of the total fee.

If cancellation fees are not paid, you will not be able to book with me again in the future.

 
 

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xo
Serena

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