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spoil me
I love the idea of you choosing something for me! Please do enquire if you need specific sizes from a brand or need to ask my opinion/preferences before you purchase something. However if you're pushed for time or you can't decide, I'm also happy with a gift card. My current most-wanted as of December 2022 are:
You can also consult my wishlists and order something to be shipped to me directly:
You can also always tip me!
bra 34F (sister/equivalent size: 36E)/Bordelle L/XL
PANTIES | medium/AP 4/Bordelle L
SUSPENDER | medium/AP 4/Bordelle L
DRESS | US 6-8; UK 10-12; EU 38-40
SHOE | US 7.5; UK 5.5; EU 38.5
MY SIZES
dress me: fashion
knickers + lace: lingerie
I'm a lingerie collector with over 150 sets.
Fair warning, I will show up to every date in a different elaborate set unless you specifically request simple underwear.
Here are some of my favourite designers.
studio pia
fleur of england
lovechild boudoir
honey birdette
la perla
agent provocateur
aubade
even a fancy lass needs groceries: practical
Because sometimes even your favourite jet-setting elite companion has to buy cat food and replacement lightbulbs.
Gift cards from the following shops are always appreciated and used for eminently practical purposes.
amazon
gourmet
I have no dietary restrictions at all and am an obligate omnivore with a deeply unfashionable gluten affinity. Bring on the charcuterie and bread!
Cheese is seriously my drug of choice. I can only buy it in small amounts or else I will eat it all.
I think I'm probably pretty unusual in the companion world for not liking oysters, but I'll happily watch you eat them.
cheese
point reyes blue
triple crème brie
humboldt fog
mimolette
aged cheddar
charcuterie
jamon iberico
bresaola
prosciutto
speck
chorizo
snacky things
fresh fruit
macarons
dark chocolate with sea salt
salt + vinegar chips
beverages
I may be the only companion alive who doesn't particularly like champagne, but I make up for that by having strong opinions about wine.
white
sauvignon blanc, particularly sancerre, particularly:
Louis-Benjamin - Didier Dagueneau Sancerre En Chailloux
Edmond Vatan Sancerre Clos la Neore
Alphonse Mellot 2019 Les Romains
Domaine Fouassier 2019 Les Chasseignes
Merry Edwards Sauvignon Blanc Russian River Valley
Spottswoode Sauvignon Blanc
red
syrah, particularly:
Sine Qua Non The Duel Estate Syrah
Domaine Jean-Louis Chave Ermitage Cuvée Cathelin
2018 Andrew Murray Vineyards Syrah
grenache, particularly:
2018 Alma Rosa Robert William Ranch Grenache
2017 Angove Warboys Vineyard Grenache
2017 TOR "Chasing Windmills" Fulldraw Vineyard Grenache
cabernet sauvignon, particularly:
Continuum 2018 Sage Mountain Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon
Lail Vineyards 2018 J. Daniel Cuvée Cabernet Sauvignon
Bevan Cellars 2018 Dr. Crane Vineyard Cabernet Sauvignon
COCKTAILS
gin + tonic
gin martini, extra dirty with olives
maracuya margarita when in south america
willing to try your favourite
other/misc/les autres
I always love the following little spontaneous gifts brought to dates.
scented candles
fresh flowers
your favourite book or something you think I'd enjoy reading
house plants
cat-themed cute things
gold or white gold/platinum jewellery
diamonds (but darling, of course!)
perfume, particularly:
- chanel noir
- chanel coco mademoiselle
- chanel chance
- le labo rose 31
- hermès jour d'hermès